Keep a handgun in her purse and nightstand
drawer without having to get permission from the government.
Send her kids to private schools without
having also to pay taxes for the government's schools, which are playgrounds for unionized
teachers.
Decide how to plan and save for her own
retirement and to opt out of the government's dependency-inducing Social Security system.
Decide how to plan and save for her own
medical care in retirement and to opt out of the government's dependency-inducing Medicare
program.
Purchase medical insurance free of government
mandates requiring coverage she does not want.
Ingest whatever substances she wishes without
checking to see whether they are on the government's controlled-substances list.
Gamble however she pleases.
Trade sexual favors for money.
Keep all her income without fearing a visit
from armed agents of the Internal Revenue Service.
Buy imports from anywhere in the world, such
as clothing for her children, free of tariffs and quotas designed to protect domestic
products she finds inferior or too expensive.
Buy milk for her children without paying
artificially high prices created by government programs to subsidize the dairy industry.
Take a job that pays less than the legislated
minimum wage.
Abstain from paying dues to a labor union she
wishes not to join.
Select an automobile from an array not tilted
toward more dangerous lighter models by the government's superfluous fuel-efficiency
standards.
Buy gasoline for her car that is not made
artificially expensive by taxes and irrational environmental regulations.
Earn a higher salary instead of seeing some of
her income diverted to satisfying the government's OSHA regulations, which have had no
bearing on workplace safety anyway.
Use life-saving medicines and medical devices
currently kept off the market by irrational and onerous FDA procedures.
Patronize doctors, lawyers, and other
professionals whose credentials are vouched for by someone other than government licensing
boards, which exist simply to keep the licensees' incomes artificially high.
Smoke tobacco free from government
regulations.
Throw trash away without wasting time
recycling.
Give more than $1,000 to a political
candidate.
Leave her entire estate to her children and
not a penny to the government.
Go to college without having to pay a tuition
artificially inflated by government loans and grants.
Start a business without undergoing a gauntlet
of licenses, taxes, and regulations.
Surf the Web without fearing that the
government is monitoring her journey through cyberspace.
Send e-mail without fearing that the
government is reading it.
Put an NRA or pro-tax-cut bumper sticker on
her car without wondering whether the police will think she's an "extremist."
Join an off-beat religious group without
fearing that the government will decide to launch a SWAT invasion and gas her and her
children.
Develop her land even if the Army Corps of
Engineers insists it's a wetland.
Develop her land even if the Environmental
Protection Agency believes that some insect, rodent, or bird is "endangered."
Buy something to make her life more pleasant
rather than see that portion of her income spent to bomb people in other countries or to
starve them with economic sanctions.
Go about her business without fearing that the
government is compiling dossiers on her.
Associate in any way with people born in other
countries regardless of whether the INS thinks they should be here.
Purchase a toilet that flushes properly,
rather than one conforming to idiotic environmental regulations.
Not pay for someone else's "right to
choose" to have an abortion if it violates her convictions or if she simply doesn't
want to.
